Friendly Pilots Pose for Picture - from NTSB records

Humorous True Story -

The Cactus and the Clowns

An elementary school class started a class project to make a planter to take home to their parents. They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants. The students were given greenware pottery planters in the shape of a clown which they painted with glaze. The clown planters were professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun.

They planted cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely but unfortunately the children were not allowed to take them home...the cactus plants were removed and small ivy replaced them and the children were then allowed to take them home instead. The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea at the time!

(Click the tiny image below to see how the Clown planters looked before the ivy was substituted for cactus)

Wake up with Java in the morning?

Dog about to die

Answering the age-old question; "What is under a Scotsman's Kilt?" we have the following photographs below as evidence:

Either picture reveals the answer.  The new question is....which picture is edited?

 

Dilbert does Help Desk

Courtesy of FoxTrot comics
I'll have my iFruit plain - Thank You